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THE DARK KNIGHT Prologue Indeed RISES!!
Joseph Savitski | Jan 12

The main event at Harrisburg's IMAX theater may have been the new MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE film, but those attending the opening weekend... >> Read full article

Rating: 5.0 /5.0

The New HELLRAISER Is A Good REVELATION!
Joseph Savitski | Sep 16

The new HELLRAISER film has been the fanboy punching bag for the past year now. It was done on the cheap... >> Read full article

Rating: 4.0 /5.0

American Icons, Blue-Eyed Brits, and Artificial Grit
John Arminio | Aug 21

 

I love Daniel Craig’s face.  That might sound weird, but he has the kind of malleable... >> Read full article

Rating: 4 /5.0

The Night of the Hunter
John Arminio | Jul 31
To call a film “interesting” or even “fascinating” is perhaps the most tentative thing anyone could say about it. Those words... >> Read full article

Rating: 4 /5.0
Old Dracula
John Arminio | Jun 11

This is the kind of vampire movie in which Count Dracula needs to get rid of another character, so... >> Read full article

Rating: 1.5 /5.0

Archer: Season 1
John Arminio | Jan 16

The FX series Archer was created by Adam Reed, writer, director, and voice actor in Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim stalwarts... >> Read full article

Rating: 2.5 /5.0

The Chainsaw Sally Show
John Arminio | Jan 14

 

You know how seeing someone else yawn makes the observer want to yawn via the “power of suggestion”? Well, watching The... >> Read full article

Rating: 1.5 /5.0
The Hunt Begins in PREDATORS
Joseph Savitski | Nov 28

If there was ever a franchise in need of rebooting, it was the PREDATOR series. Granted, Fox brought the day glow... >> Read full article

Rating: 4 /5.0

Worth The Climb: JACOB'S LADDER
Joseph Savitski | Oct 21
JACOB'S LADDER remains one of the underappreciated films of the early 90's, mainly because of a deceptive advertising campaign disguising... >> Read full article

Rating: 4.5 /5.0
No Terror In This GALAXY
Joseph Savitski | Sep 25

 

"Hell has been relocated" blared the tagline; apparently so and it's moved to the low rent section of town. Or maybe... >> Read full article

Rating: 1 /5.0
The DEVIL Is In The Details.....
Joseph Savitski | Sep 20
It's really a shame people were laughing at the trailer for this film like it was for THE HANGOVER 2;... >> Read full article

Rating: 4.5 /5.0
SCOTT PILGRIM NEEDS RITALIN
Joseph Savitski | Aug 21
It's really hard to see why so many internet pundits are falling over themselves to lather compliments on Edgar Wright's... >> Read full article

Rating: 1.5 /5.0
THE EXPENDABLES Is Exactly That
Joseph Savitski | Aug 15
After the dismal summer we've had at the movie theaters, THE EXPENDABLES ought to have been the lifeline moviegoers needed.... >> Read full article

Rating: 2 /5.0
Dare To Visit FORBIDDEN WORLD!
Joseph Savitski | Aug 8

The best thing about FORBIDDEN WORLD is that it never pretends to... >> Read full article

Rating: 3.5 /5.0

What A War Crime-The CAPTAIN AMERICA Film
Joseph Savitski | Jul 12

With a the recent flurry of news regarding next years' CAPTAIN AMERICA and subsequent AVENGERS film, many forget Hollywood already... >> Read full article

Rating: 1.5 /5.0

At Last....SOLOMON KANE Hits The Big Screen!
Joseph Savitski | Jul 9

It's a shame on the side of practically criminal, but SOLOMON KANE is probably one of the best action/fantasy films... >> Read full article

Rating: 4.5 /5.0

KNIGHT & DAY Is Dumb But Fun
Joseph Savitski | Jun 23

KNIGHT & DAY will never win any Academy Awards, and you won't gain any IQ points spending 140 minutes sitting... >> Read full article

Rating: 4 /5.0

THE ILLUSIONIST Will Make You Believe In Magic
Joseph Savitski | Jun 20

Released back in 2006, THE ILLUSIONIST was soon overshadowed by the similairly themed THE PRESTIGE; easy to see since it's hard... >> Read full article

Rating: 4 /5.0

SPLICE Is Nice & Will Suffice
Joseph Savitski | Jun 7

Despite what the ads may say, SPLICE is not just a generic monster movie. It's more akin to the novel JURASSIC... >> Read full article

Rating: 4.5 /5.0

Bay At The Moon: THE WOLF MAN Director's Cut
Joseph Savitski | Jun 3

With all the problems besetting THE WOLF MAN, you'd think it was inflicted with a curse rivaling lycanthrope itself. Multiple... >> Read full article

Rating: 4.5 /5.0

Hopkins & Baldwin On THE EDGE
Joseph Savitski | May 23

It's a shame that THE EDGE was overlooked during its' theatrical release, and never really found and audience on the... >> Read full article

Rating: 4.5 /5.0

Seagal Still MARKED FOR DEATH
Joseph Savitski | May 17

It may be hard to believe, but at one time Steven Seagal was one of Hollywood's premiere action stars. Granted,... >> Read full article

Rating: 3.5 /5.0

Dinner with a Vampire
John Arminio | Mar 7

 

Has anything good ever happened to the guy in horror films who says, “oh, that’s just superstition”? Well, not in this... >> Read full article

Rating: 2.0 /5.0
Bronson Blu-ray Review
Joseph Savitski | Feb 21

For majority of the population, prison is a place to be avoided at all costs; consequently the notion of forced... >> Read full article

Rating: 2.5 /5.0

The Alcove
John Arminio | Feb 14
My favorite thing about Severin DVD releases is that the company lauds a particular film’s director as “notorious” or... >> Read full article

Rating: 1.0 /5.0
Fatty Girls Goes to New York DVD Review
John Arminio | Dec 30
Here’s an idea: the director of such classics as Cannibal Ferox and Eaten Alive! brings the same subtlety and nuance... >> Read full article

Rating: 1.5 /5.0
Hanna D. DVD Review
John Arminio | Nov 16

The DVD box of Severin’s release of Hanna D. The Girl from Vondel Park... >> Read full article

Rating: 0 /5.0

Plaguetown DVD Review
Joseph Savitski | Nov 15
The cover art for "Plague Town" is certainly frightening enough, suggesting a hellish cinematic ride sure to rally up the... >> Read full article

Rating: 2.0 /5.0
Bloody Moon Review
John Arminio | Nov 5

Bloody Moon is the work of an insane person.  That is the only explanation for its existence.  It is not... >> Read full article

Rating: 2 /5.0

Four Flies on Grey Velvet - DVD Review
John Arminio | Nov 5

Whether or not one actually likes them, there is no arguing that Dario Argento’s films look good.  Damn... >> Read full article

Rating: 2.5 /5.0